MYSTIC CRYSTAL REVELATIONS MOVIE CLUB
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (POST-MEETING #6)

I have no idea why I didn’t post about our 6th meeting, so I figured what the heck…a post-meeting update won’t hurt!

Our 666th meeting was Oct. 27th. In honor of the best damn holiday of the year, we all watched I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (1970), one of my absolute favorite horror movies.

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MCRMC MEETING #5 — RABBIT’S MOON//NIGHT OF THE HUNTER — 2220 Commerce St. Suite F

TONIGHT!!!

STEPHEN KING’S IT
MCMRC Meeting #3: JULY 21st — 8:30PM — 1816 Calumet

After a short hiatus, MCRMC presents for your viewing pleasure: MYSTERY OF THE THIRD PLANET

Mystery of the Third Planet is one of my most favorite animated movies. It’s Russian, psychedelic, and weird! Read on for a synopsis and more info….

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TWO-LANE BLACKTOP (1971)
MCRMC Meeting #2 is upon you!

Our second meeting is THIS THURSDAY, so you better come OR ELSE!

For more info: www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=120263131390230

Bring your membership card to get a special PRIZE!! ;)

<3,

MCRMC

EXTERMINATORS OF THE YEAR 3000 (1983)

"Old astronauts never die!"—Trash

I watched this movie on Saturday with Collin and WOAH, this movie is pretty bad-ass!

Obviously riding the wave of post-apocalyptic desert movies, this Italian/Spanish-made Mad Max rip-off has all the things you would expect to get from a movie set in a post-nuclear holocaust future. There are mutants, road warriors, a kid with a super strong robotic/bionic arm (WTFCOOL), car chases with armored cars called Exterminators, and a villain named Crazy Bull who stole his look from what’s-his-face from Mad Max.

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

THE FEMALE BUNCH (1971)

This is one of my most favorite girl gang movies ever!!!

THE FEMALE BUNCH follows the story of a wayward young lady named Sandy who, finding herself bored and overwhelmed with her lackluster life and sleazeball boyfriend, decides to check out early, kick the bucket, bite the big one, if you know what I mean. 

But after failing at this, she is instead whisked away by her co-worker to a secret ranch, inhabited by a group of women “who dare to do what other women only dream about!” After a torturous initiation ceremony, Sandy begins to actually feel happy to have so many new friends, despite how much they seem to bully her. But she soon finds out that their ranch is a cover for their drug-running operation from Mexico, and after witnessing some heinous crimes committed against border farmers and nosey men, she finally gets a grip and tries to make her big escape. 

This movie is full of so much sex and drugs and violence! IT’S AWESOME. 

Watch out for: 

-The location of the ranch. It’s actually the Spahn Movie Ranch, headquarters of the Manson family. The Tate-Labianca murders took place in 1969. THE FEMALE BUNCH was filmed in 1969 but wasn’t released until 1971. That’s odd…

-Lon Chaney Jr. in his last film role, playing Monti, the alcoholic ranch hand who is in love with the leader of the Female Bunch. In one long, drawn-out scene he takes a shot of whiskey, and it looks like he might actually be SEEING GOD. (I suggest taking a shot with him for this part. Why not?) Also, something is horribly wrong with his vocal chords throughout the film. I’m pretty sure he had throat cancer and was going through some radiation treatments at the time. Seriously, you might think I’m kidding but I assure you I am not.

-This line: “I do what I wanna do when I wanna do it!” Not only is it really fun to repeat over and over with your friends, it’s also a really awkward moment in the movie. Very hilarious.

So all in all, not Oscar-worthy by any means, but here at MCRMC I don’t give a shit about that!! This movie is a really good time!!!

Directed by: Al Adamson

Starring: Lon Chaney Jr., Russ Tamblyn, Jenifer Bishop

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